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Why I no Longer Believe in Fairies(Rationality has a Price)

Sat Dec 29, 2007 3:56 PM EST
entertainment, humor, satire, church, frank, wind, commentary, fans, troll, fairy, fairies, pattie, poison-patties
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I am named after my great grandfather, my mother's, mother's, father. He was a traveling minister in the mountains where North Carolina, Virginia and Tennessee all run together. My grandmother, as a preacher's daughter, received a better education than average and could play the piano and organ and had a lovely voice. She was in church, 'every time the door was open' as the saying went. My mom went to church regularly and I went till I was big enough to say no and make it stick. I was never impressed with religion as such but I did find the church building itself and some of the things never seen outside church very interesting.

I don't know about where you went to church, but at the church we attended, the Solid Rock Baptist Church,(which I always thought was a funny name for a cinderblock building with one of those long zigzag cracks down one side), there was no such thing as air conditioning. This was in the 50's of course, and churches in small cotton mill towns often didn't have air conditioning. They had high roofs and tall doors and windows that could be opened to admit any stray breeze. Since there was practically no traffic during church at that time and in that place leaving the doors open didn't cause a problem from traffic noise.

They also had fans, big cardboard fans on a wooden handle. The fan would have maybe a picture of Jesus holding a little boy and girl and sheep standing around and stuff like clouds in the background and the handle would have an ad for the local funeral home. They seemed to be the ones who provided fans to all the churches in town. The fans would be in the holders on the back of the pew in front of you along with the hymnals. I never did find out where people on the front row put their hymnals and fans.

I was always an observant and considering type, even when I was very young. I must have been about five when I decided that the reason the wind blew was because the leaves on the trees waved back and forth. Follow my reasoning here for a minute please. I lived on a farm with lots of big oak trees around, still do in fact. And I had made a connection between the shape of large oak leaves and the fans in church that we used on hot Sundays. Anyway, it made perfect sense to me when I was five. Big flat things wave back and forth and the air moves, ergo wind is caused by big flat things moving back and forth!

But, logically, and I was and am ever logical, there had to be something that moved the leaves back and forth, just like in church, someone had to take hold of the fan and move it. Enter fairies. I learned to read at an early age, can't really remember when I couldn't read in fact. I was reading a paper, one of the first things I'd discovered about papers was that they often had comics and what later came to be called an 'entertainment section'. I read a story about little people who lived in the forest and inhabited every tree and branch. This was an 'ah ha!' moment. Fairies, invisible fairies, it all made perfect sense.

Of course I had to come up with a new theory that fall when I noticed that even after all the leaves fell off the trees that the wind blew harder than ever.

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Wheel

True story. :)

  • 8 votes
Reply#1 - Sat Dec 29, 2007 3:58 PM EST
rottlady

Wheel, sorry, but I see no story....Just a title.

  • 5 votes
#1.1 - Sat Dec 29, 2007 4:22 PM EST
Wheel

Hmm, I see it just fine. Give it while. Maybe need some kind of refresh. I know this happens sometimes.

  • 7 votes
#1.2 - Sat Dec 29, 2007 4:34 PM EST
rottlady

I was just too quick on the draw it's there now...I'll read and comment later.

  • 5 votes
#1.3 - Sat Dec 29, 2007 5:10 PM EST
Greg888

Hi Wheel, what a pleasant article. Thank you.

  • 4 votes
#1.4 - Sun Dec 30, 2007 1:04 PM EST
Eddie French

Noooooooooo!!!
They're real.................Wheel

  • 5 votes
#1.5 - Mon Dec 31, 2007 2:10 PM EST
hamid.nyc

Wheel,

I see the relevance, and I see the pattern, and I know that you know what I mean...

Great article, great insight.

  • 5 votes
#1.6 - Mon Dec 31, 2007 9:27 PM EST
Wheel

I see the relevance, and I see the pattern, and I know that you know what I mean...

Busted! :)

  • 3 votes
#1.7 - Mon Dec 31, 2007 9:42 PM EST
Gypsywych

Awesome story Wheel, thank you

(but I still believe in fairies)

  • 3 votes
#1.8 - Fri Jun 3, 2011 12:30 PM EDT
Hugo C. Gonzalez 76

Well, I only believe in one fairy, Tinkerbell, in the touring production of Peter Pan, she is a mean one. Logically eccentric is the best way to describe myself, and like you I think of a lot of things, unfortunately for me, it comes with a huge drawback, i can't remember a whole lot about my early years, even if I try, people have to help me remember, but I can remember the most trivial number or phrase or name or useless info.

I can only imagine what you came up with for when the leaves had fallen off.

  • 2 votes
#1.9 - Sat Jun 4, 2011 12:13 AM EDT
Wheel

...I'm still working on that part Hugo. Thanks for coming by.

  • 3 votes
#1.10 - Sat Jun 4, 2011 7:12 AM EDT
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Anna-90776

Ah, sweet memories. Another beauty, Wheel. I remember the fans, with the funeral home ads!! Our church just got a/c 4 years ago! No wonder no one ever sits up front:)

  • 6 votes
Reply#2 - Sat Dec 29, 2007 5:16 PM EST
gladbutterfly

Wonderful story, Wheel. I'm amazed that you had the same idea I had around the same age.

I must have been about five when I decided that the reason the wind blew was because the leaves on the trees waved back and forth.

I remember sitting in our tiny backyard watching the trees and suddenly 'understanding' that the trees waving around made the wind. My mother filled me in when I told her my theory, thereby destroying my belief in the magic of trees...but only for a few years. Now they're more magical than ever, but for different reasons:0

  • 7 votes
Reply#3 - Sat Dec 29, 2007 8:43 PM EST
Wheel

Thanks Anna and Butterfly,

I'm glad you liked the story, I'm trying to branch out on the vine and find a niche. :)

I've always loved trees and I was always fascinated by those fans as a kid.

  • 7 votes
Reply#4 - Sat Dec 29, 2007 10:43 PM EST
rottlady

We didn't have any oak tress, but I spent a lot of time sitting in a maple tree in our front yard, watching the world go by! Hearing the wind rustle through the leaves was magical!

  • 9 votes
Reply#5 - Sat Dec 29, 2007 11:01 PM EST
ShaunV

I sometimes feel like I hear fairies rustling in the brush, too.

  • 9 votes
Reply#6 - Sun Dec 30, 2007 8:26 AM EST
Greg888

I wish there were any trees worthy of being called trees in Florida.:(

I was in NC recently and the trees were wonderful. Pity I didn't bump into any lovely driads, but the sound of the leaves in the wind was a real pleasure.

  • 6 votes
Reply#7 - Sun Dec 30, 2007 10:42 AM EST
Pamela Drew

Well I'm Irish and despite half the family being Roman Catholic the Celtic lore of the fairies never seemed to leave them. From my earlies age there were the old aunties with the heavy brogues who would chalk things up to the little people so for me they have always been part of life. To this day I'm not sure of what they tried to teach me in church but I'll be dipped if there aren't still times that it seems the wee folk, the fairies haven't been at work.

  • 8 votes
Reply#8 - Sun Dec 30, 2007 12:14 PM EST
Greg888

Hi Pamela, haven't bumped into you for a while. I have distant memories much the same as yours, being amongst what seemed like ancient Irish folk as a child and the little people being spoken of in hushed and reverent voices. Isn't it just such a nice thought!?

Happy New Year to You

  • 5 votes
Reply#9 - Sun Dec 30, 2007 1:01 PM EST
Wheel

Many peoples from around the world have legends and myths of fairies and 'wee folk'. They are part of nearly all cultures.

  • 4 votes
#9.1 - Sun Dec 30, 2007 11:34 PM EST
Pamela Drew

the little people being spoken of in hushed and reverent voices.

"tis partly because the wee ones were blamed for draining the good scotch we needed soft voices!

  • 5 votes
#9.2 - Mon Dec 31, 2007 2:14 AM EST
ombra

Lovely story.

It's a good thing you finally grew up and don't believe in fairies anymore like any rational person. We all know there's no such thing.

Thankfully, I am completely rational and know that....

I think the dragons took them and hid them for their own protection deep within the earth.

  • 6 votes
#9.3 - Mon Dec 31, 2007 9:44 AM EST
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Greg888

And the Elves went into the West never to return to Middle Earth.

  • 6 votes
Reply#10 - Mon Dec 31, 2007 11:59 AM EST
Gwenny

So they came to America? :D

  • 5 votes
#10.1 - Mon Dec 31, 2007 1:58 PM EST
Wheel

Yes, and they settled in NC and make the leaves on the trees wave up and down. :D

  • 7 votes
#10.2 - Mon Dec 31, 2007 2:01 PM EST
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Greg888

And the sweetest moonshine you ever dreamed of.

  • 3 votes
Reply#11 - Tue Jan 1, 2008 4:53 AM EST
Wheel

Greg,

My grandfather was a bootlegger, I know just what you're talking about.

  • 5 votes
#11.1 - Thu Jan 3, 2008 6:44 AM EST
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Greg888

Hi Wheel, I couldn't find any in Asheboro recently - maybe because Randolph County is dry!! Better luck next trip I hope.

  • 2 votes
Reply#12 - Sun Jan 6, 2008 4:19 AM EST
Wheel

It's around, but Randolph county might not be the best place to look. :)

  • 2 votes
#12.1 - Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:52 AM EST
Greg888

Hahaha !! I found that out alright, Wheel, but we all had a wonderful Thanksgiving up there just the same.

  • 3 votes
#12.2 - Thu Jan 31, 2008 2:20 PM EST
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Al-316

Wheel, I am having an "ah ha!" moment right now. It is about you and my discovery that you seem to have a natural knack for writing down some pretty ordinary stuff in a fashion that makes it fun and enjoyable to read. Thanks. I like reading your "stuff". Al

  • 4 votes
Reply#13 - Fri Jun 3, 2011 8:06 AM EDT
Wheel

Thanks Al. I'm just an old construction worker. Not a writer at all. But I do like to read and always have. When I write something I try to make it something that I would like to read.

I've not written anything lately but I really feed the need and I think I'll take another hack at some more stories.

  • 5 votes
#13.1 - Fri Jun 3, 2011 8:17 AM EDT
Al-316

I hope you do, Wheel.

  • 2 votes
#13.2 - Fri Jun 3, 2011 12:17 PM EDT
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Abby.

Another great article.

  • 4 votes
Reply#14 - Fri Jun 3, 2011 8:16 AM EDT
rottlady

I think I'll take another hack at some more stories.

Yay! That's something to look forward to!

  • 7 votes
Reply#15 - Fri Jun 3, 2011 8:43 AM EDT
Hiram-1381633

Thanks for sharing Wheel , well written and entertaining. I am now going to see if I can catch that Leprahcan that has been running around my back yard.

H

  • 4 votes
Reply#16 - Fri Jun 3, 2011 9:04 AM EDT
Wheel

Be very careful. The little people can be tricky and treacherous. :)

  • 3 votes
#16.1 - Fri Jun 3, 2011 9:31 AM EDT
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wildflower06

With my profile pic already being a fairy it's not hard to tell I too love the thought of believing there are beautiful little fairies that make the tree's flow and the winds blow... :D

  • 3 votes
Reply#17 - Fri Jun 3, 2011 10:21 AM EDT
Wheel

When I was little I absolutely believed in the wee folk. Now I'm old and cynical and I think they're beginning not to believe in me. :)

  • 3 votes
#17.1 - Fri Jun 3, 2011 10:24 AM EDT
wildflower06

lol!! It's the thought of believing in them that still makes me smile...even though I realized at a young age that it was all just a bunch of fairytales... :)

  • 3 votes
#17.2 - Fri Jun 3, 2011 11:09 AM EDT
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Luke Wright

Good story Wheel! It reminds me of my youth in pentacostal churches. I thought getting dragged down the church aisle by my father and getting taken out back and whipped was a part of the church service til I was near thiteen years old! As it turns out it's just what happens to a fidgety kid who's dad has a chip on his shoulder 'cause he doesn't know who his daddy was...lol

  • 3 votes
Reply#18 - Fri Jun 3, 2011 5:37 PM EDT
Wheel

Thanks Luke, good to see you here. :)

Yeah, getting whipped for 'mortifying' my mom wasn't one of my favorite things either. I used to ask awkward questions though instead of fidgeting.

  • 3 votes
#18.1 - Fri Jun 3, 2011 5:56 PM EDT
Luke Wright

Yeah, getting whipped for 'mortifying' my mom wasn't one of my favorite things either. I used to ask awkward questions though instead of fidgeting.

I asked my parents what "circumcision" meant on the way to church one day out of the blue and I thought they would just kill me right then and there! lol

  • 4 votes
#18.2 - Fri Jun 3, 2011 5:58 PM EDT
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SayWhat-1315936

The world is a magical place when we are young. Things seem so simple and we are so proud of ourselves when we "figure" things out like where the wind comes from. Then someone bursts our bubble or we come to realize that we weren't so smart after all.

Thanks again for the word pictures. My best friends have always been books and stories. They allow you to get inside someones head for awhile, seeing and experiencing things beyond your own reality.

You have a talent and it's good that you share it.

  • 3 votes
Reply#19 - Sat Jun 4, 2011 1:08 PM EDT
USA Freedom

Wheel-

Jesus called me late Wednesday night,... He was cool but upset and I did my best but he thinks you are freaking out and he wants to call an intervention. Don't say anything, okay?!?! Just so you know,... Mary is on board but Joseph is still drinking and working through it. Apparently, the Obama Presidency has pressed Joseph back into the three Liter a day Martini and Rossi Asti Spumonti overload.

  • 1 vote
Reply#20 - Sat Jun 11, 2011 2:44 AM EDT
Wheel

ummm....I'll keep that under my hat. ;)

  • 1 vote
#20.1 - Sat Jun 11, 2011 8:41 AM EDT
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